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Joke of the Day
"I'm so grateful to the teacher who defined the word ""plethora"" for me... It meant a lot."
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"How many light bulbs does it take to change a man? Just one, if you put it in the right place."
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"I'm worried that Alexis Ohanian will end up divorced. In Tennis, love means nothing."
"Sixteen sodiums walk into a bar... ...followed by Batman."
"Why do birds fly south for the winter? Because it's too far to walk"
"Two eggs and a piece of bacon walk into a bar The bartender asks them to leave. They all ask why. Bartender says, ""We don't serve breakfast here."""
"Facebook people don't like Twitter because they need picture illustrations to understand the joke."
"What's a gay-bar pickup line? Can I push your stool in?"