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Joke of the Day
"I'm so grateful to the teacher who defined the word ""plethora"" for me... It meant a lot."
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"What's black and white with red all over it? A nun with multiple stab wounds."
"What is white and interferes with the meal? An avalanche."
"Giving blood is a great way to help society AND lose unsightly blood weight!"
"A rapper just came out with a line of premium sausages. Meats by Dre."
"Society: Be yourself. Society: No not like that"
"If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive.. They would eventually find me attractive"
"Desperate, I pull a goose from my bag and throw it screaming into the bully's face. Gertrude, my biggest and angriest goose, destroys him."
"[job interview] ""What's your greatest weakness?"" Alcohol ""Umm ok, how about strengths?"" *pouring him a shot* Sharing"
"I'm the kind of person that likes to be honest on April Fools April fools!"