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Joke of the Day
"Sixteen sodiums walk into a bar... ...followed by Batman."
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"What do you call a dead guy hanging on your wall? Art."
"What do Terry Fox and Adolf Hitler have in common? Neither one of them could finish a race."
"A man goes to the doctor... and he says, ""Doc, my eye hurts when I drink coffee."" Doctor says, ""Have you tried taking the spoon out of the cup first?"""
"I hope Death is a woman That way it will never come to me"
"Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter? Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B."
"A wife said to her husband, ""You fuck like you fix things around the house."" ""Expertly?"" he asked. ""No,"" she responded. ""Half done so I have to call the neighbor over to finish the job."""
"Stripper joke (NSFW?) A man walks into a strip club and immediately gets some action from a stripper. He walks out, satisfied, and says, ""Wow, what great cervix!"""
"Man sentenced to five years for masturbating with soap in public. Came clean in court."
"TIFU by getting called into the HR office.... apparently ""harass"" is not two words."