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Joke of the Day

"I'm worried that Alexis Ohanian will end up divorced. In Tennis, love means nothing."

"What do you call that lever on a desk chair that adjusts lower back support? The Lumbar Jack"

"I'm thinking of becoming one of those hot girl accounts where you show like 70% of your face and tweet about your period and wolves"

"Al Pacino's brother is steaming that his parents... named him Cap."

"I was cleaning one of my garden statues and accidentally cracked part of its face I guess you could say I don't gnome eye own strength"

"Where is the best place to hide a dead body? A cemetery"

"I met Cosby once and I remember him being just a wonderful person. I don't remember much after that."

"Your ""poetic"" tweets would be so much better if Adele hadn't thought of them first"

"Why did that guy shoot up the church in South Carolina? He thought it was the white thing to do."

"What did the Ottoman Sultan do when he got home from campaigning? He got his dick out for his Haram bae's."