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Joke of the Day

"I'm worried that Alexis Ohanian will end up divorced. In Tennis, love means nothing."

"""I see!"" said the blind man... ... as he picked up his hammer and saw."

"90s kids won't get this . . Social Security benefits. ."

"Two cannibals just finished a big meal and one turns to the other while rubbing his stomach with his fist and says ""You know I just ate my mother-in-law and she still doesn't agree with me!"""

"Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine? Because there is no quarter for the wicked."

"Survey abt anal They did a survey to see what people thought about anal. It was split down the middle."

"Whats the difference between a shower curtain and a roll of toilet paper You're not using my bathroom!"

"The reason Rhianna stopped working with Chris Brown was because he had awful rhythm... He put too many beats in a measure"

"[moments after time traveling to 1863] LINCOLN: four score & seven years ago ME: [behind a tree] JUST SAY IT NORMAL"

"4 women were working quietly on a project that's it"