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Joke of the Day
"What's a gay-bar pickup line? Can I push your stool in?"
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"My shy father was killed by a falling piano. His funeral was very low key."
"Why couldn't Pinocchio get a date on craigslist because everyone wanted ""no strings attatched"""
"A little girl walks into her parents' bedroom. ""Holy F**k"" she screams ""and you want ME to see a doctor about sucking my thumb?!"""
"I'm thinking about having an open casket funeral... Remains to be seen. :D"
"How many cops does it take to arrest a broken light bulb? Two. One arrests the room for being black. The other arrests the bulb for being broke."
"The word 'phonetically' doesn't even start with an f. Shit like this is why aliens fly straight past us."
"Time for a Pao wow... Feel free to express how you really feel..."
"Why were the ants dancing on top of the jar of jam? It said ""twist to open"""
"What comes after sextillion? Babytillion! (Creds: my math professor who has her doctorate in mathematics)"