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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so fat, the sorting hat put her in all four houses."
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"Im in a band called ""Missing Cat"" You've probably seen our posters..."
"Shut up, will you?"" ""Oh, I'm sorry, Your Highness, should I go get you your coffee and tea now?"
"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there."
"What is the swamp-dwellers favorite form of extraterrestrial life? the Martians"
"Strip search? ... OK, but I'm going to need some background music."
"""I don't have a racist bone in my body!"" --Riley Cooper's girlfriend postcoitus"
"What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick!"
"""Hey I like you"" ""I like you too"" ""Let's lick the inside of each other's mouths to express our love"" ""Yeah that's not weird. Let's do that"""
"Two nice guys didn't walk into a bar They both insists they would hold the door for each others."