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Joke of the Day

"How many light bulbs does it take to change a man? Just one, if you put it in the right place."

"What do you call a sarcastic abyss? A sar-chasm."

"Whats rectangular, white and blue?.... A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!"

"I was at the park today by the playground. A mother asked me which kid was mine. ""I haven't decided yet.""."

"""You're not gonna get a quote out of me."" - Donald J. Trump ""Wrong."" - Donald J. Trump"

"In Texas we pronounce it ""nu-que-lur"" I'm often harassed about how I pronounce nuclear but I think fair is fair. If Yankees can have silent letters I don't see how come we can't have invisible ones!"

"Women- God's version of a Rubik's cube."

"What's another name for a clever duck ? A wise quacker !"

"So batman's son got into the rap industry .. They call him Lil' Wayne"

"I know 3 people who are clinically insane: Me."