202022

Joke of the Day

"Facebook people don't like Twitter because they need picture illustrations to understand the joke."

"How do you get certified as an interior decorator? You don't pull out"

"In London Homosexuals pay gigolos in pounds and get the change in pennies."

"Q: How do astronomers organize a party? **They planet.**"

"How To Be Cool A) Use cool sunglasses emoji. B)"

"How much cocaine can Charlie Sheen Do? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men."

"You know what Nixon did wrong? He only broke into the watergate hotel once. He should have done it everyday. Then it would have been normal. Yes, you got it, jokes on you."

"Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake."

"I want to glisten like a Budweiser beer and attract men, but here I am sweating casually for no one."

"What are the similarities between a US handgun and a Feminist? 30 of them are triggered every second"