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Joke of the Day

"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? denim denim denim"

"Yesterday my girlfriend started to smoke... So I slowed down and added some lube."

"I figured out why new mothers are so tired. Having kids really takes a lot out of you."

"Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize? There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls."

"What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him? Ayyyy watch it homes!"

"What does a flying rabbit has on his back? An eagle"

"What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia? A puppy."

"<at first day of t-ball practice> Me:What's the first rule here, boys? Kid:Don't poop your pants? M:I was gonna say ""have fun"" but...OK."

"Why is it called Big Bang? Baby universe was born."

"Two IT guys are having a chat during a coffee break and one of them sais to the other: Could you borrow me $500? Of course. But let's round it up. Here's $512."