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Joke of the Day
"Why is it called Big Bang? Baby universe was born."
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"Ronda Rousey says she contemplated suicide. Holly Holm declined the rematch though."
"WHAT DO WE WANT!!! A cure for hangovers WHEN DO WE WANT IT!!! Please stop yelling"
"There's 3 types of people in the world. The ones that know how to count and the ones that don't."
"If you had a gun with 1 bullet and you see Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton chilling in a boat in pacific ocean who would you shoot? I'd shoot god damn fucking boat because both deserves to sink."
"I can tell our waitress is a slut by the way she walks. Also by the way she fucked every dude I went to high school with."
"What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals? ""2p or not 2p, that is the question."""
"IMAGINE the trash talk that goes on between Oxford & Cambridge ""I say. I heard your mum once went to Wolverhampton"" ""You take that BACK SIR"""
"What's your ringtone? That's nice, mine's a light shade of brown."
"What was the first thing Eve said to Adam after eating the forbidden fruit? Does this fig leaf make my butt look big?"