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Joke of the Day
"Why is it called Big Bang? Baby universe was born."
Next Joke
"I may not be able to use by the ""N"" word... But at least I can say things like ""Hey Dad"", and ""Thanks for the warning Officer!""."
"A man on one side of a river shouts to a man standing on the other side, ""Hey, how do I get to the other side of the river?"" The other man responds, ""You are on the other side of the river."""
"Why does Donald Trump close his eyes during sex? So he can imagine he's masturbating."
"Two guys walk into a bar... ...tender. Wait, what the hell?!"
"""Lets all start wearing weird '90s mom jeans!"" - girls now"
"Me: If I have $45 and your mother has $15, how much money does your mom have? 6yo: $60 Me: That's correct, son."
"My wife has this mood ring... It turns green when she's happy, blue when she's calm, and when she's angry it leaves a big red mark right on my forehead."
"For every male action, there is a female overreaction..."
"What's the worst thing to come out of The Armenian Genocide? Kardashians"