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Joke of the Day
"What does a flying rabbit has on his back? An eagle"
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"What's a Polygon? A dead parrot."
"A Priest, Rapist, Pedophile Walks into a bar He orders a drink.."
"I jumped into the pool with my iPhone.... It's syncing now"
"What do dwarves and midgets have in common? Very little"
"Be the reason they create new laws."
"US Forces have just liberated thousands of ISIS sex slaves... All the goats and other livestock are being moved to an undisclosed location and are awaiting to be reunited with their farmers."
"Told my wife I was taking her on a date to the cheesecake factory and she thought I meant some restaurant"
"(OC) What's the dirtiest part of a Jedi? The Forceskin."
"Why does the universe expand?.... All the Milky Ways. You get it."