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Joke of the Day

"Two IT guys are having a chat during a coffee break and one of them sais to the other: Could you borrow me $500? Of course. But let's round it up. Here's $512."

"Why do neutrons shoot through dense material, but get reflected by softer material during Radiography? Have always been curious of this."

"How do you make Hitler cry? Easy just show him his gas bill."

"I got fired from my job doing porn... I had all the dedication in the world but too many times i came in too early."

"What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand? A rather excited moth"

"What does America and Sauron have in common? They are both shit at protecting towers"

"Pluto Its Self Ex-Planetary"

"Last night I had a dream I ate 10 lb. marshmallow. When I awoke, I could not find my pillow."

"Don't you hate it, when you offer someone help and the other person says yes"

"AMD hardware aren't for weaklings only for people who can handle the heat!"