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Joke of the Day

"What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him? Ayyyy watch it homes!"

"What's the difference between a prostitute with dysentery and an epileptic oyster shucker? The epileptic oyster shucker shucks between fits."

"If God was a woman. Not only am I going to hell, I'll never know why."

"What do you call a Mexican that jerks off a lot. FAPPI-CHINO"

"If you accidentally drop a roll of toilet paper while sitting down, it will roll approximately 65 feet away from you. Science."

"Apparently, one in every two and a half men has HIV. Sorry, Charlie. ^^^Though ^^^I ^^^can't ^^^say ^^^I'm ^^^surprised."

"What's worse than being told by your doctor that you have gonorrhea? Being told by your dentist"

"Are you supposed to wear the fanny pack over the gut or underneath it? I don't want to look like a dork."

"A mushroom walks into a bar and orders a drink... The bartender says, ""Sorry, we don't serve mushrooms here."" The mushroom says, ""Hey, I may be a mushroom, but I'm a real fun-guy!"""

"What's the worst kind of T-Shirt? A Casual Tee."