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Joke of the Day
"What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him? Ayyyy watch it homes!"
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"An Irish man walks out of a bar.... That's the joke."
"Getting rid of my cleaning person sounded like a good way to save money, until it came time to do the cleaning."
"Angela Jolie's scanning the crowd. Anyone who's foreign and underaged goes in the adoption queue. #goldenglobes"
"What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea ? Bugs Bunny !"
"Ghost joke joke booooobies"
"[High school reunion] Hey guys! Remember me!? ""No"" How about now? *puts an entire toilet on my head* (in unison) CHRIS!"
"Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons? They won't talk no matter how you grill them!"
"when life gives you lemons, use their natural acidity to temporarily blind your opponent"
"Someone told me I was obsessed with the song ""Wonderwall"". I said ""Maybe""."