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Joke of the Day

"What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia? A puppy."

"When I go to Starbucks, I tell them my name is Marco. When my drink is ready and they call my name, I just keep saying Polo."

"""Hello, barman? Give me another drink!"" I yelled. He said, ""I think you've had enough, sir."" ""What makes you say that?"" I laughed. He said, ""I'm a taxi driver."""

"I can't stand pedophiles - Fucking immature assholes."

"What do Princess Diana and Pink Floyd have in common? Their last great hit was the wall."

"The wonderful world of Ironi ""Saw an asian classmate eat ramen and thought 'how typical' than looked down at my El Pollo Loco"" - Hispanic colleague"

"What's the difference between hard and light? I can sleep with a light on."

"""I need to get laid man!""nn- eggs (in the chicken)"

"Did you hear about the cloned dogs who couldn't figure out which was the original? It was a real paradogs"

"I was born disabled I couldn't walk, had no hair, couldn't talk, just laid there and shit myself...."