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Joke of the Day
"How are beer nuts like deer nuts? You can find a small bag of each under a buck."
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"What do you call a Zen master from eastern Europe who's been bugging you all day? A Buddha Pest."
"I accidentally answered the phone with my last name and got promoted to homicide detective"
"Why did Moses only go down on redheaded girls? He's into that burning bush."
"A blonde walks into a library... ba dum tss thank you, thank you"
"You know the worst thing about oral sex? The view."
"Why can't a hand be 12 inches long? BECAUSE THEN IT WOULD BE A FOOT!"
"What did the saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? ""Man, if we don't get some support, people will think we're nuts."""
"I'M RAGING AGAINST THE MACHINE! Okay, I'm just frustrated with this copier, but I sighed pretty loud, so I think it knows how I feel!"
"Why do gingers always have such frizzy hair? You would too if you had no reflection."