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Joke of the Day

"Yesterday my girlfriend started to smoke... So I slowed down and added some lube."

"Why do pedophiles LOVE twenty eight year old boys? Because, DUDE, there's 20 of them!"

"Everyone was so quick to point out the obvious typo in my ""Meating in the conference room"" email. Then I pelted them with bologna."

"What did a kleptomaniac say on 90% sale? ""It was an absolute steal!"""

"What's yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono"

"A Jewish kid asks his Dad: 'Dad, can I have 50 pence please?' The father replies: '40 pence?! what do you want 30 pence for?'"

"[at the zoo] Llama spits in my face I spit in llamas face Llama slaps me I grab llamas hair Scuffle ensues Llamas gf shouts ""leave it Gary!"""

"Chivalry died the same time you stopped being a lady, honey."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Button ! Button who ? Button in is not polite !"

"Fed Up with PETA. We should start an organization called People for the Unethical Treatment of Animals. We'd be knows as a bunch of P.U.T.As"