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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bunch of Asian bears roaring? Panda-monium."
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"I own a struggling scuba shop ...my business is going under."
"You can blame those ""meddling kids"" all you want. But let's face it. Your entire plan was to dress up like a ghost."
"The doctor tells his patient, ""Well, I can't find anything wrong with you. I suspect the problem is heavy drinking."" The patient asks, ""Should I come back when you've sobered up?"
"I was sitting on the edge of the bed, pulling my boxers off when... ...my wife said, ""You spoil those dogs."""
"What does your hot mom where under her skirt? A Freudian slip."
"Where did the engine go after he retired? To live in a motor home"
"Your Momma is so fat... ... when she wears a Malcolm X jacket helicopters try to land on her back."
"What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dictator."
"Roger Federer was doing an interview... ... when the interviewer asked him how he felt about his countries flag being displayed by so many of his fans in the arena he replied ""Well, it's a big plus"""