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Joke of the Day
"I own a struggling scuba shop ...my business is going under."
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"how many Frenchmen does it take to properly defend Frances borders? No idea, No ones ever tried."
"The stock market plunge of 2008 was worse than a divorce... I lost half of everything, but I still have my wife!"
"A Pervert, A Con Artist and a Fascist walk into a bar... ..The Bartender Says, ""What'll it be Mr. President Trump?"""
"Did you hear about the man who opened a yacht showroom? Sales went through the roof."
"My wife gets kind of bitchy once a month. It usually lasts about 30 days."
"Knock knock. Who's there? Mormons."
"Rednecks give head so good I even heard of this Asian guy whose eyes bulged out after."
"What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving? He gave tanks."
"My sex life is like my baseball career I've never made it to second base"