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Joke of the Day

"You can blame those ""meddling kids"" all you want. But let's face it. Your entire plan was to dress up like a ghost."

"Sure hope I haven't wasted my life being loyal to the wrong brand of toothpaste."

"Did you hear about that synthetic type of weed they made using dog hair? Instead of k2, they call it k9."

"Kevin Spacey ordering a takeaway coffee from Starbucks and receiving the cup with 'Kevin E' written on the side."

"If I make you breakfast in bed, all I need is a simple thank you Not all this ""how the hell did you get in my house"" and ""I'm calling the cops"" business"

"Apple launches new phone with no headphone jack, making it ideal for enjoying the free U2 album."

"I hear they designed the newest iPhone to fit perfectly in your hand, right where your money used to be."

"Q: What did the leprotic john say to the hooker? A: Keep the tip."

"What does a chef say after he prays before a meal? Lett-Uce eat!!!!"

"Customer: Waiter there's a button in my salad. Waiter: It must have come off while the salad was dressing."