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Joke of the Day

"What does your hot mom where under her skirt? A Freudian slip."

"What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? Boy Scouts come home from camp."

"Did you hear about the slow chef at the speed bake off? He would have won if he had just a little more thyme."

"If you think your girlfriend has a great sense of humor... try leaving a trail of rose petals leading to a sink full of dirty dishes."

"You're so fake, Barbie is jealous."

"What's the difference between a black man and Batman? Batman can walk into a store without Robin."

"I just gave up reading a bad book on lock picking couldn't get into it at all."

"I can see 4 years into the future! You can say I have 2020 vision"

"This grocery store is playing ""Freebird"" which I interpret as an invitation to shoplift a turkey."

"What do you call a disabled Asian? Sum Ting Wong."