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Joke of the Day

"Adventures Of Pedo-Sherlock How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes? -Elementary, my dear Watson."

"What do snowmen eat for lunch ? Icebergers !"

"What's worse than finding cum stains in your son's underwear? Finding cum stains in the back of the underwear."

"What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears? ... Britney asked to be hit one more time.."

"What would you call a 100 year old can of baked beans? Has-beens."

"What is the direct competitor for Dungeons and Dragons? Helmets and Spades. Tee hee."

"Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ? Because everyone had to go on in pairs !"

"What does a Greek say when he receives his salary? Danke schon."

"What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny? Rabbit up nicely it's a gift!"

"Why did ancient Egyptians love beans? They made Tootin' Common."