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Joke of the Day

"The doctor tells his patient, ""Well, I can't find anything wrong with you. I suspect the problem is heavy drinking."" The patient asks, ""Should I come back when you've sobered up?"

"Mexicans won't get this Rights."

"What is better than getting a N64 on Christmas? Getting a N64 now"

"Donald trump isn't a wight supremacist... he IS an orange supremasist"

"Am I a better husband or father? Well let's just say I never fantasize about being with other kids."

"What did the gaysian give his buddy? A bro-job."

"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches."

"If Hillary Clinton makes it onto money... ...then she would have had to be on top while her husband and her were having sex. Otherwise, it would make no sense for her to be on a bill."

"You know what's the worst thing about having sex with 28 year olds? You have to keep track of all twenty of 'em"

"What did the thirsty weatherman say to his intern? I need my thermos, stat!"