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Joke of the Day

"Where did the engine go after he retired? To live in a motor home"

"Yoy can't write an essay overnight You can't write an essay overnight but you have to in 30 minutes for a test."

"Willie saw some dynamite, Couldn't understand it quite; Curiosity never pays: It rained Willie seven days."

"Che: ""Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?"" Me: [picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle] ""Independence."""

"Why did the shell not go to the beach? Because he was self-CONCH-ious."

"You hear the one about the cow that told too many jokes? They say he was milking it."

"If Carly Fiorina really wants to destroy Planned Parenthood, she should become its CEO <badumpa>"

"It's funny how Gina who cheated on me in 9th grade because I was ""too much of a prude"" is now a Catholic school teacher."

"What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off ? Ban-she ban-she !"

"A new book on how to have sex with herbs has finally been published. It's about fucking thyme."