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Joke of the Day
"Your Momma is so fat... ... when she wears a Malcolm X jacket helicopters try to land on her back."
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"God and Lazarus God said to Lazarus, ""Come forth, and receive eternal life!"" However, Lazarus came fifth and received a toaster."
"Your favorite Anti joke... go for those who don't know [anti joke Definition](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Anti-Joke)"
"Girl dog: I'm into bad boys Guy dog: [remembering his owner saying how much of a good boy he is] ..oh"
"When I see JUST MARRIED I like to think it means 'only married' like there are higher types of commitment but they just settled for marriage"
"If you could choose between world peace and $100,000,000, what color would you choose for your Ferrari?"
"Roses are red, violets are blue... I've got no girlfriend, so porn hub will do."
"Brexit is like traffic Rest of the EU is right even if the British left."
"'Is this spicy?' 'Is this spicy?' 'Is this spicy?' 'Is this spicy?' 'Is this spicy?' 'Is this spicy?' - White people at Indian Buffets"
"My most recent What's the name of the richest man in China? Cha Ching"