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Joke of the Day

"Roger Federer was doing an interview... ... when the interviewer asked him how he felt about his countries flag being displayed by so many of his fans in the arena he replied ""Well, it's a big plus"""

"Why is pound cake called pound cake? Because it pounds your anus!"

"The Uranus hokes will never get old I just can stop lauging at the planets name."

"Sick Lemon and Sick Bird What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment What do you give a sick lemon? Lemonade"

"The Biggest Joke of the Day is...... Hillary Clinton's campaign."

"My fiancee is like a good joke Short and Sweet"

"If you hold a SUV up to your ear, you can almost hear the sound of the ocean screaming."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they can't change anything."

"How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food? By giving her a Brazilian wax first!"

"What do you call a rooster with erectile dysfunction? Boneless chicken."