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Joke of the Day

"cremation vs burial During a tunisian funeral , a buddhist tourist asked a man . -why don't you burn the body ? - we just buried the body because God will burn him down"

"My old physics professor: Times flies when you're having fun, Or as frogs say, times fun when you're having flies... That was a long semester"

"Why does my van have windows? I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance."

"I asked my wife if she wanted to watch a movie with Matthew McConaughey... She said it's not a Matthew McKindaDay."

"How to ride an escalator Step 1."

"Why did the Chinese almost lose in Mulan? They had way to many chinks in their armor."

"When you find a body beneath your floorboards is it face up or face down that's good luck?"

"*gives ex wife's next door neighbour a drum kit for Christmas*"

"What did the greek cow say? "

"I thought I'd lose tons more weight if I drank extra glasses of water every day, but I guess I was just diluting myself."