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Joke of the Day
"Why does my van have windows? I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance."
Next Joke
"What did the slab of meat say when it was covered in salt and left out to dry? ""I'm cured!"""
"Now that the new bills have Harriet Tubman on them... if you put one on a television does that make it a tele-tubbie?"
"What does a nearsighted gynecologist and puppy have in common? A wet nose"
"""i never metadata i didn't like"" -NSA"
"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils."
"in 2nd grade we had to draw what we wanted to be when we grew up and i just drew myself with sunglasses on"
"I'm just a regular guy, putting on my Capri pants 3/4 leg at a time."
"How do you detach frogs leg You Ribbit"
"I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised."