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Joke of the Day
"How to ride an escalator Step 1."
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"I was in the attic the other day... ...and I found a Christmas present that I meant to give to my daughter a year ago. It's a shame I forgot about it, she always wanted a puppy."
"I can tell y'all this; it was no black man that came up with the name 'tea-bagging' for that shit. It'd have been something like 'ball-dunk'"
"A elderly man gets diagnosed with brain cancer And dies."
"Why isn't having sex with a dead baby considered necrophilia? Because it was alive when you started."
"""so doc... am I dying?"" ""we're all dying, just at different speeds"" ""but what about me"" ""You're like, the Usain Bolt of dying dude lmao"""
"I fold my laundry just like everyone else. About 3 weeks after the dryer buzzes."
"[Gets down on one knee] We can save $7.99 a month if we share a single Netflix account."
"roundabouts My girlfriend isn't very fond of the many roundabouts that our city is starting to build. I told her that she'd come around to them."
"How does a black man ride a black stallion? With no legs."