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Joke of the Day

"How to ride an escalator Step 1."

"The propeller is just a big fan in front of the plane used to keep the pilot cool. When it stops, you can actually watch the pilot start sweating."

"I think it's weird how President Obama appointed George Clooney Secretary Of Handsome. #DNC"

"Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children? Because his nuts were in his neck!"

"What is faster? Hot or Cold? Hot. Because you can catch a cold."

"What do you call Donald Trump's plane? Hair force one..."

"""Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed."""

"I've decided that I'm going to start texting people back. That's it. That's the joke."

"A recent study has linked alcohol to the risk of stroke in women... but i got a dick so lets drink!"

"Magician: an ordinary deck of cards right? Guy in front row: that's a ham. Magician: [whispers to assistant] get eagle eyes out of here."