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Joke of the Day
"What did the greek cow say? "
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"What do you call a spontaneous man named Lee? spontaneously"
"I burnt my Hawaiian Pizza last night. Must use Aloha setting."
"What's brown and sounds like a bell? DUNG!!!!"
"Do you know what matter to me? my nihilism"
"Just saw an old man in the park feeding the birds Wonder how long he'd been dead"
"After all they crap between them..Can you believe they are still together? ""Who?"" My butt cheeks."
"If you go to the zoo and he doesn't help you steal a monkey, he's not that into you."
"Jaws is exceptionally funny if you just imagine the shark is trying to be friends with the guys on the boat and they keep running away."
"What do computers and air conditioners have in common? Neither work when you open windows."