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Joke of the Day

"My old physics professor: Times flies when you're having fun, Or as frogs say, times fun when you're having flies... That was a long semester"

"There must be an easier way to transport long poles across canyons other than walking across a tightrope carrying one pole at a time."

"A really funny joke. http://youtu.be/h8ycKKA7LZI A work-in-progress from my stand-up set. Tell me what you think!"

"Did you hear about the leper who visited the whorehouse? He left a big tip."

"Girl, you're like my iPhone... I just wanna tap you the night away, without any regards of time."

"Before this goes any further, it's important that I know your position on foreign films with subtitles."

"So a dyslexic man walks into a bra"

"Nutella is made with hazelnuts, milk, real cocoa and pure evil."

"Chuck Norris once went skydiving without a parachute, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough."

"Whats the difference between a brown noser and a shithead? Depth Perception"