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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Chinese almost lose in Mulan? They had way to many chinks in their armor."

"Two peanuts were walking down the road ...one was assaulted!"

"What's hit more balls than David Beckham's right foot? Elton John's chin."

"I went to a conference for leg less woman, that place was crawling with pussy."

"Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts One is $3.50 the other is under a buck."

"If I got 50 cents for every math exam I failed... I'd have $7.35 now."

"I recently came across a book about a highway system in a third world country I didn't enjoy it. It was full of potholes."

"Having a traditional Columbus Day. Headed to a casino to hand out blankets with smallpox on them."

"What's the hardest thing in the morning? Getting your mom to leave!!! Ooooo Thought it'd be a penis joke, didn't ya. Those are to easy"

"What do a pizza delivery guy and a gynaecologist have in common? Both of them can smell it but neither is allowed to eat it."