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Joke of the Day

"I tried to open a .SJW file but it said I lacked the ""Correct"" privileges."

"Did you hear about the new circumcision clinic opening up? I hear the doctors only work for tips."

"How to tell if your house is haunted... ...it isn't."

"What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink? WA-TA!"

"How do you know if a homeless person has a girlfriend? His clean fingers."

"What the difference between a catholic priest and a pimple? Pimples wait until puberty to come on your face."

"Bill Cosby has finally agreed to an interview to discuss the accusations of rape. He invited Katie Couric up to his hotel room for a quick drink and a chat."

"Statistics show that 1 in 20 of us live next door to a paedo... ...not me though, I live next door to two stunning 8 year olds."

"What do you call a black woman who has had five abortions? A crime fighter."

"Sigmund Freud was a moron with a huge ego And id. And superego."