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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Knight that cuts beef? Sir Loin."

"The human cannonball informs the circus manager that he plans to retire at the end of season. The distraught manager protests ""Where am I going to find another employee of your caliber?"""

"Tell women at the bar you are the lead singer of Train. There's no way they can know your lying."

"Do you think Hillary Clinton wants to become President so that.. she can get munched out by an intern and cum on his dress?"

"One of my campers made this up today: What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!"

"If you stand for nothing you'll fall for anyone who offers you a chair because standing is fucking exhausting."

"This pizza looks like a pie chart of 100% good news."

"Did you know beer makes you smarter. As it made Bud Wieser."

"Why did the baker's hands smell Because he kneaded a poo."

"What did Kanye West say when he saw the Red Wedding episode of Game of Thrones? Dat shit Frey."