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Joke of the Day

"In hell, you have to listen to chicks fully explain a movie, scene by scene."

"What do David Beckham and Ferrero Rocher chocolates have in common? They both come in a posh box"

"Just dropped part of a cookie into my printer, so I hit ""copy"" *hope"

"First day at gym and i've already lost 5kg. seriously, i have no idea where i misplaced those weights.."

"Some girl just caught me staring at her crotch so I gave her two thumbs up. She only deserved one, but it's the holidays and shit."

"[In a seahorse home] Son: Dad? Dad: Yes? Son: Happy M- Dad: DON'T Son: Moth- Dad: STOP Son: HAPPY MOTHERS DAY *Dad bangs head on desk*"

"Why did it take a strong thief to steal a manhole cover? Because only he could pull it off."

"What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer... I give a shit when my computer crashes."

"Yo momma is so unfamiliar with the gym... ...she calls it James"

"I'm sick of all these passive-aggressive posts. You know who you are."