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Joke of the Day

"In hell, you have to listen to chicks fully explain a movie, scene by scene."

"Sad to say that Gregg Jevin, a man I just made up, has died. #RIPGreggJevin"

"What do you call a lycanthrope you've snuck up on? An unaware wolf."

"What did the cat say to the prison guard? Let MEOOWWWWTTTT!!!!"

"Why can't bicycles stand on their own? Because they are two tired."

"Whats the difference between an anal thermometer and an oral thermometer? the taste!"

"I'm not sexist. Sexism is wrong. ...and being wrong is for women!"

"I wish I could hang out with Gwen Stefani. We would discuss which shit is/isn't bananas."

"I just found out my cousin and her husband are pregnant Everyone keeps saying they don't know the sex but I am pretty sure it wasn't anal"

"I'm a tree born and raised in Israel... ...A Hasidic Yew."