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Joke of the Day

"Harry Potter: A Shortened Version Voldemort: I must kill Harry Potter. Everyone else: Lol, no."

"Taxi drivers seem pretty sad these days... I guess you could say they're, *uber* depressed."

"When do computers go to sleep? When it's internight."

"Sound produced by group of mathematicians working together That's the sound of the men working on the chain rule"

"Jimmy was eating ice cream but dropped it as he crossed the street. Why? He was hit by a bus."

"Don't try to squeeze love out of them, sweetie. They're people, not oranges."

"Can I donate fat instead of blood?"

"Jared Fogle was 994.4 terabytes short of being a petaphile ayy"

"A Roman walks into a bar... ...holds up two fingers and says, ""Five beers please""."

"What's a pirates favorite letter? ""argh..."" ""NO, IT BE THE SEA"""