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Joke of the Day

"I'm no genius but I'm pretty sure Mexicans with anxiety have Hispanic attacks."

"Why is Kim Jong Un like todays music? They both ain't got the same Seoul."

"TIFU (NSFW?) TIFU by getting my face tattooed on my dick so when I send dick pics my face is in all of them."

"Why couldn't the two melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! I'll see myself out now..."

"What did the moderator say to the redditor? [Deleted]"

"How do you pleasure a capitalist? An invisible handjob."

"A blind man walks into a bar, And a table. And a chair."

"I bet the only thing scarier than a clown is the web history of someone who makes their living as one."

"Just pressed a picture of my new Corvette against the glass of the shark tank at the aquarium & said ""You guys ain't shit."""

"[NSFW] Did I ever tell you guys about my idea for a line of sex toys marketed towards sleazy women? I'm calling it ""Toys for Thots."""