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Joke of the Day
"I'm no genius but I'm pretty sure Mexicans with anxiety have Hispanic attacks."
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"I put suicide notes next to roadkill so their animal families have some closure"
"what's big, black and looks good on a lawyer's neck? a doberman"
"People say that you should drink white wine with fish.. It's not correct. People shouldn't drink with fishes."
"""Dad, I cant sleep."" Dad: [enters chugging a Monster] SLEEP IS DEAD. GET A JOB. ""Dad Im seven-"" Dad: SO WERE THE DWARVES BUT THEY HAD JOBS."
"What makes Mercy such a good medic? It must be her high heals."
"Why did the raisin go out with a prune? He couldn't get a date!"
"Trev's antisocial challenge: walk up to the first coworker you see and say, ""I'm sorry you feel threatened by my triceps."""
"What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet? An elephant with diarrhea."
"weed is a gateway drug. *opens gate* Welcome To CoolFunLand"