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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock. Who's there? The pilot, let me in! Credit to: /u/Squidward_On_Drugs on an AskReddit thread, wanted to share with r/jokes"

"me: one time i almost got trampled to death in a mosh pit kid: did you die? me: hmm"

"Did you hear about the priest who got caught kissing a nun? He was let off with a warning not to get into the habit."

"Why did Laketown pass new emissions regulations? They had a major Smaug problem."

"What's the difference between Snow White and the Brazil soccer team? Snow White had the excuse of being asleep when she let seven in."

"So a conservative was browsing r/news Haha that's a good one."

"What's the Russian word for Internet outage? Internjet"

"Why did the black med student wait all day at the rear entrance of the student cafeteria? Because his professor told his class they were going to spend the entire next day at a bacteria conference."

"Did you hear about the man who ate nothing but prune juice and viagra? He couldn't tell if he was coming or going."

"How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, its a hardware problem"