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Joke of the Day

"The right man will love you unconditionally, will be loyal, and will always be happy to see you. ... Oh wait, That's my dog. My dog does that."

"What blood disease do communists get? Hammer and sickle cell anemia."

"Why can't silverware go on good road trips? Because every time they set out, they eventually come to a fork in the road."

"What do you call a lesbian with big fingers? Well hung.!"

"Gluten-free, low salt, no sugar all-natural whole grain bread? The only thing ""natural"" about this product is the urge to get away from it."

"Why are womens feet shorter than mens? So they can stand closer to the sink."

"Why are girls bad at maths? They can't even."

"Wrote a joke. I wrote this joke- Where does Frankenstein's automobile go to rest..? Boris' Karl loft."

"A black lesbian, an obese white neck-beard, and an Indian comic walk into a bar. What do you get? A Netflix original series!"

"My new breast reduction clinic is called ... Tits for tats."