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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a lesbian with big fingers? Well hung.!"
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"What do you call it when you talk to God? Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia."
"Relationship status: I shout ""PIZZA'S HERE"" so the delivery guy doesn't think I'm eating two pizzas by myself."
"My car is equipped with the best anti-theft device in Florida. I call it ""No air conditioning""."
"I was going to be a politician for Halloween Then I realized I couldn't fit my head up my ass"
"Horton must be a first base coach... Since he hears a who."
"Voting this year will be like going to the dentist... No one wants to do it, but we all know we should for our own good."
"What does the nationalist sing at Christmas? Jingo Bells."
"""Give me 'bored.' Give me 'late for lunch.' Scowl at a tree. Scowl at a tree. Look at a bird like you hate it."" - book jacket photographers."
"How's it hanging? directly below the point of suspension"