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Joke of the Day
"Why are womens feet shorter than mens? So they can stand closer to the sink."
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"Neighborhood kids came over for an Easter egg hunt. Apparently hiding the eggs in the clothes I was wearing is somehow against the law?"
"The dog from Air Bud is in a new movie helping deaf kids play sports. It's called Ear Bud."
"I'm at my most nurturing when I'm plotting a way to drop my 12 yr old at school 3 days early."
"When a group of mercenary electric powered robot horsemen attack... ...is it a charge charge charge?"
"Wife: Let's go out and have some fun tonight. Husband: Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on."
"I used to be in an animal rights group... But that was before i screwed the pooch."
"I got my wife a plunger for her birthday... because she just LOVES bringing up old shit."
"Wario has just revealed his campaign slogan 'We need to build a wah'"
"Click Baited...and outsmarted...and generally out played.. i miss u paul. <3"