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Joke of the Day

"My new breast reduction clinic is called ... Tits for tats."

"A religious family member literally said ""Spongebob goes too far sometimes"" and I can not stop laughing."

"My HP printer died today It was like a Brother to me."

"What's the difference between eating at a restaurant and standing in a field of cows? I don't tip at restaurants."

"What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun actually does something when it's triggered."

"Somebody told me this really good joke the other day. You shoulda been there, it was hilarious."

"If Jenny has 215 coins in one hand and 412 coins in the other,what does Jenny have? 5 days to live."

"Three steps to start a relationship. 1- buy a sheep 2- name it ""relation"" 3- now you have a relationsheep."

"aesop: man what you did was not cool. like imagine if a fox did what you did to me, and i was a goose. that makes it much clearer right?"

"Have you heard the new Google Glass ad? You can talk to your mate while they are sitting on you face!"