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"Wrote a joke. I wrote this joke- Where does Frankenstein's automobile go to rest..? Boris' Karl loft."

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"I went to the library today to get a book about conspiracies. There were none there. Coincidence?"
"What's 668? The Neighbor of the Beast."
"If Donald Trump becomes President... ... There will be hell toupee."
"I want to take my dream girl on a traction engine ride Things will get steamy pretty quickly."
"Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she's a woman"
"I bought a book of pick-up lines, but the pages were empty... turns out it was written by Bill Cosby."
"Your son has been suspended ""for what?"" He hit a kid who was picking on another child ""so what, yall ran out of ice cream to give him?"""