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Joke of the Day
"What blood disease do communists get? Hammer and sickle cell anemia."
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"You know something, Jon Snow Lord Commander: ""So, Jon Snow, is it true you have lain with a Wildling girl?"" Jon Snow: ""Yes, sir, it is true. But I have no Ygrittes."""
"What do you get when you throw a bomb in a French bathroom? Linoleum Blown-apart"
"Statistics. Studies show that almost 213% of statistics are inaccurate."
"What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel? arggg! thar she blows"
"Ghost handwriting is so sloppy. What is this, blood? Lol. Get a pen."
"What country does fried fish swim in? Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)"
"What kind of pants does the Pink Panther wear? Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Deniiiiim"
"What do a hen house and OP's mom's mouth have in common? They're both more productive with a cock inside. Nsfw"
"Just Bcoz My Status Is ""Single"" It Doesnt Means I'm ""Available"". It's Just That My Mother Is In My Friends List On Facebook."""