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Joke of the Day
"Why are girls bad at maths? They can't even."
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"A programmer's wife sends him to the store and says ""get some bread, and while you're there pick up some eggs."" The programmer never returns."
"What's the difference between a zit and a priest? Zit waits until you're a teenager before it cums in your face."
"I always say no to drugs. But, if they ever start deep frying them, I'm in big trouble."
"A man walks into a bar..... ""ouch"""
"Have you heard about corduroy pillows? They're making headlines. ..I'll show myself out."
"So my girlfriend's mother is throwing papers into the fireplace When my girlfriend asks ""mom, what are you doing!?"" I reply ""Taxes."""
"What's the difference between a male and female chocolate Easter bunny? About a quarter inch of chocolate"
"Santa hates penguins True fact. Santa hates penguins. In truth, they are polar opposites."
"What do you say to pick up Adele at a bar You had me at *hello*"