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Joke of the Day
"What is an engineer's favorite Halloween candy? Dork chocolate"
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"Prom night for my 17 year old daughter, or as I like to call it, 'Dad spends the evening sharpening his axe' night."
"Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy? It was Valenswine's Day."
"Yes, you take my breath away... But so does a brisk walk, or the sight of an ugly baby. Don't be so flattered."
"What is the difference between a snowman and a snow woman ? Snowballs."
"Ever had haggis? I fed it to my dog once.... Poor guy's been licking his asshole for a month, trying to get rid of the taste."
"How did Metallica get their band name? They Bonded over lunch."
"What do you call a white guy who grew up in the ghetto? Tarzan."
"Shakespeare's The Life and Death of King Richard III Spoiler Alert: Richard III dies in the end."
"What are the consequences of smoking weed? The reefercussions"