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Joke of the Day
"I've been working out at Starbucks lately. Hitting the french press."
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"How many reddit admins does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seriously who knows? It's pitch black in here."
"The Social Justice League doesn't have a Batmobile They have a tumbler."
"This joke's offensive to the blind and deaf. But how would they know?"
"I sold my homing pigeon 8 times last month on eBay."
"What do we want? FLEXIBLE WORK SCHEDULES THAT ACCOMMODATE FAMILY LIFE! When do we want it? [Unintelligible yelling of different dates]"
"What's the difference between Bono and Jesus? Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono."
"instagram me like one of your drunk girls"
"Just explained the Higgs Boson to my friend even tho I don't understand it. He was very convinced. I bet this is how religions get started."