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Joke of the Day
"You can't run through a camp ground. You can only ran... Because it's past tents"
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"What did Voltaire eat for Thanksgiving? Candide yams"
"Geez guys Not all Muslims are ISIS... Some are Al-Qaaeda or Taliban."
"What do you get when you cross a pig with a tree A porcupine"
"I was laying on my SO's chest and commented on how comfortable it was... And she hits me with a ""It's like it's MAMMorey foam!"" line. I was quite impressed."
"I'm predicting the next big hip hop fashion accessory: Thimbles. Gold thimbles. Worn on two or three fingers per hand."
"The other night my girlfriend and I had parked in a quiet road for a bit of fun when a policeman caught us. He gave me a ticket for doing 69 in a 30mph zone..."
"What U.S. State has the smallest sodas? Minisoda"
"Gynaecologist aka female private investigator"
"Doctors recommend that you drink 8 glasses of water a day and don't fall out of a helicopter"