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"An ear doctor gets a phone call from a patient and asks him to describe the symptoms. He says, ""they're yellow, Homer's fat and Marge has blue hair"". [Source](http://m.imgur.com/gallery/3axkvOQ)"
"Why did the rock band get in serious treble? They failed on a consistent bassist."
"A dentist recently had to pull some teeth The pain was bad enough, but when they told me I would have to drink directly from the glass for a whole day, that was the last straw."
"Knock, Knock Who's there. Buccaneer. Buccaneer who. You'll have to speak up; i can't buccaneer hear you"
"What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile? One will see you later and the other will see you in a while."
"What do you call an intelligent blonde? A Labrador."
"Oldest boy band in the world One erection"
"""Decide you want it more than you're afraid of it"" -Bill Cosby Well, we all see where that got him."
"What is the difference between picking your nose.... ...and fucking someone up the ass? When picking your nose, you hope something **will** be stuck to the end after you pull out!"