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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a donkey in space? A wild asstronaught."
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"Screaming, ""Hitler and the Nazi Party are in a disarray!"" when nudged at parties tells everyone that you fall asleep to the History Channel."
"Have you been shopping for a dishwasher lately? I have Juan on sale."
"Did you hear about the injured Carpenter? He hurt his widdle finger."
"What did the programmer call his ship? Sea++"
"My girlfriend made me watch a movie with her about how women struggled during their menstrual cycles in the 18th century. It was a period piece"
"Always be yourself, unless you can be a giraffe. Then, be a giraffe."
"A pony walks into a bar... ... ""Give me a drink"", he says to the barkeep, ""I'm a little hoarse."""
"A lizard that can't walk: From what is it suffering? Reptile Dysfunction"
"I didn't actually read the article but I did leave it open on my browser for 30 min, so I think I'm qualified to weigh in."