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Joke of the Day

"I was thinking of opening up a restaurant that only serves burnt pizza its called Pompie"

"Friendship: because I've said many dumb things & you acted like they were TED talks"

"Did you see the video of the woman on her period with a yeast infection? It was bloodcurdling."

"My penis... Is such a dick."

"Knock Knock Joke (created by a 4yo) Knock knock - Who's there? Apple - Apple who? *pause* APPLE NOTHING! APPLES DON'T SAY ANYTHING! YOU'RE SO WEIRD, DADDY!"

"Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A. You can park in the handicap zone."

"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth. So why did you come around then? Well I saw this light at the window...!"

"What did one rock say to the other? Ha, you really think rocks can talk?"

"Tattoos are a nice way to forever honor loved ones, like family members who have passed away, or skulls with bat wings that have passed away"

"If emotional scars were visible, strip clubs would go out of business very quickly."