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Joke of the Day

"I heard they banned phones now in China Apparently there is so many Wings and so many Wongs they keep Winging the Wong number."

"if you're feeling stressed out, just relax, take a deep breath, and exhale fire over all of your enemies. this is more for dragons btw"

"How would you get four reindeer in a car? Two in the front and two in the back! And how do you get four polar bears in a car? Take the reindeer out first"

"The cost of living has got so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she cant afford batteries"

"Did you hear about the guitarist who locked his keys in his van? It took him 2 hours to get his drummer out."

"I love my wife dearly, but she just used the word ""whatevs"" for the first time, so 17 years. It's been a good run."

"I went to a show at the zoo, but the monkeys went wild and stated flinging poo at everybody... What a shit show"

"This joke's offensive to the blind and deaf. But how would they know?"

"A priest, a paedophile and a rapist walk into a bar... He sits down and orders a drink."

"Your Google search history is the real you."